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In a political fumble of epic proportions, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has reportedly been banned from attending future college football games after being met with a wave of boos at the Michigan-Minnesota game. The governor, who had hoped for a leisurely afternoon of football, instead found himself greeted by a hostile crowd in Ann Arbor, Michigan, where fans made it clear they weren’t exactly rolling out the welcome mat.

Governor Walz arrived at “The Big House” expecting to blend in with the sea of sports fans, perhaps even receiving some cheers from a few Minnesotans in the crowd. Instead, as his motorcade pulled up, the atmosphere quickly soured. Loud boos erupted as Walz made his way toward the stadium entrance, with some attendees going so far as to shout, “Get outta here!” Others were less diplomatic, with one fan reportedly calling the Minnesota governor a “communist,” leaving Walz to awkwardly navigate a crowd clearly not on his side.

Though the governor tried to brush off the hostility—later describing the experience as “spiritually moving”—it was apparent that his attempt to mingle with the football faithful was not going as planned. His attempts to walk through the stadium like a conquering hero instead looked more like a walk of shame, with fans actively avoiding eye contact and making sure their boos were loud enough to be heard over the game’s soundtrack.

If Walz had any doubt about where the public’s football loyalties lie, they were answered when former President Donald Trump attended the Alabama-Georgia game on the same day. Unlike Walz’s less-than-warm reception, Trump was greeted with thunderous applause, chants of “USA! USA!” and “Four More Years!” as he made his entrance in Tuscaloosa.

While Walz was busy dodging boos and jeers, Trump was busy tossing hats and popcorn into the crowd like a hometown hero returning from battle. Fans packed in around him, excitedly shouting for selfies and waving American flags. If Walz’s trip was a disaster, Trump’s was nothing short of a political touchdown.

Adding to Walz’s embarrassment, his campaign’s planned blimp stunt—which was supposed to troll Trump by flying an ad over the stadium—was scrapped due to bad weather. In hindsight, Walz’s team might have been better off flying the blimp out of Michigan with the governor inside.

The fallout from Walz’s stadium debacle didn’t stop at the boos. Word quickly spread that Walz had been banned from attending future college football games across the Big Ten conference, making him the first governor to receive such a ban. While it remains unclear if this decision was made by the NCAA or by individual schools, sources close to the Michigan athletic department suggest that fans “just couldn’t handle another appearance” by Walz.

“We take the integrity of college football seriously,” said one anonymous athletic director. “And when the boos are louder than the game itself, it’s time to take action. This isn’t just about politics—it’s about keeping the focus on the field.”

One Michigan fan, when asked about Walz’s ban, summed up the mood: “Look, college football is supposed to be fun. When you bring someone like Walz into the mix, it just ruins the vibe. We don’t need a governor to remind us about politics when we’re trying to enjoy a game.”

Though the boos and subsequent ban might have rattled other politicians, Governor Walz seemed to take it all in stride—or at least, that’s what his public statement would have you believe. Speaking to reporters after the game, Walz said, “You know, it’s a shame that some people can’t separate football from politics, but I guess that’s just the world we live in. I went to the game to support my team and enjoy a great American pastime. If they want to boo me, that’s their choice.”

But sources close to the governor suggest the situation hit him harder than he let on. One aide, who spoke under the condition of anonymity, said that Walz was “devastated” by the reception, noting that he had genuinely believed he would be greeted warmly. “He thought he’d be welcomed like one of the guys,” the aide said. “But it turned into a nightmare. He’s trying to laugh it off, but I know it stung.”

The aide also hinted that Walz might avoid attending public sporting events for the foreseeable future. “Let’s just say the governor will probably be watching his football games from the comfort of his couch for a while.”

The fallout from the Michigan game wasn’t just limited to the stadium. Republicans were quick to seize on Walz’s disastrous outing as evidence that he’s out of touch with everyday Americans. Several prominent GOP figures took to social media to mock the governor’s reception, with one tweet reading, “Tim Walz can’t even win over football fans. Imagine what he’ll do to the country.”

Political commentators also noted the contrast between Walz’s reception and Trump’s. “If this weekend showed us anything, it’s that Trump still commands a massive, devoted following,” said one commentator. “Meanwhile, Walz couldn’t even muster polite applause in a college stadium. That’s not a good look.”

The Harris-Walz campaign’s failed attempt to troll Trump with the blimp stunt only added to the embarrassment, with critics calling it a “juvenile” effort to distract from Walz’s lack of charisma on the campaign trail.

As the boos fade into the annals of college football history, the question remains: Can Tim Walz recover from this public relations disaster? For a politician aiming for the vice presidency, being banned from attending college games isn’t exactly a resume booster. The Harris-Walz campaign will need to do some serious damage control if they hope to reverse the narrative that Walz is a man who can’t handle a crowd.

While Walz has tried to brush off the incident, the internet is far less forgiving. Memes of the governor being booed have spread like wildfire, with one viral post showing Walz’s face superimposed on a football being punted out of the stadium. Another meme features Walz standing alone in the middle of an empty field, with the caption: “When no one wants to play with you.”

Governor Tim Walz may have walked into “The Big House” expecting to be a spectator, but he left as the main event—albeit not in the way he had hoped. Now banned from future college football games, Walz is left to reflect on what went wrong. Perhaps he’ll stick to watching sports from the comfort of his living room from now on, where the only boos he’ll have to face will come from his television.

One thing’s for sure: if there’s ever a rematch between Michigan and Minnesota, don’t expect to see Walz anywhere near the stadium.

NOTE: This is SATIRE, It’s not True.